❂ tenth | audio post

[gazingup]

Thirteen reasons why Yvaine is a Venomous Spider Woman.

1) She is not Victoria.
2) She shrieks like a banshee.
3) She never stops yelling.

4) She can always find something to complain about.
5) She hates everything on earth, especially me.
6) She can't sleep at a normal hour.
7) She goes off without warning to live with strange men.
8) I have to constantly worry about her.
9) There is a deranged witch trying to cut out her heart.
10) A deranged witch trying to kill her means a deranged witch trying to kill me.
11) I have to protect her and myself from said witch.
12) She's making the journey back to Wall take far longer than it should.
13) She's plotting to steal my mushroom.

Comments

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[gazingup.livejournal.com]

We didn't- We didn't get familiar enough to find out her name, luckily. But I don't think she's in the city. I bet she would have come after Yvaine already if she was.

1/2

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

That is good to know.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Dorian has handsome hair to begin with, he may be a little vain, that's all.

[gazingup.livejournal.com]

But he has no right to go about my own hair. It's... it's in fashion back in my time, did you know?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

No. I did not know.

sob

[gazingup.livejournal.com]

Well, it's true.