❂ tenth | audio post

[gazingup]

Thirteen reasons why Yvaine is a Venomous Spider Woman.

1) She is not Victoria.
2) She shrieks like a banshee.
3) She never stops yelling.

4) She can always find something to complain about.
5) She hates everything on earth, especially me.
6) She can't sleep at a normal hour.
7) She goes off without warning to live with strange men.
8) I have to constantly worry about her.
9) There is a deranged witch trying to cut out her heart.
10) A deranged witch trying to kill her means a deranged witch trying to kill me.
11) I have to protect her and myself from said witch.
12) She's making the journey back to Wall take far longer than it should.
13) She's plotting to steal my mushroom.

Comments

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[shiningdown.livejournal.com]

[ pause ]

I don't know that a sword would be much good against her.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

You might be surprised by what a sword can do to a witch.

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[shiningdown.livejournal.com]

[ she is busy being contrary with one person, and so she pauses before sighing ]

Perhaps.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Are you still living with Dorian?

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[shiningdown.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[ pause ]

But it's more a place to stay, less a place to live. I still prefer an open sky.