❂ tenth | audio post

[gazingup]

Thirteen reasons why Yvaine is a Venomous Spider Woman.

1) She is not Victoria.
2) She shrieks like a banshee.
3) She never stops yelling.

4) She can always find something to complain about.
5) She hates everything on earth, especially me.
6) She can't sleep at a normal hour.
7) She goes off without warning to live with strange men.
8) I have to constantly worry about her.
9) There is a deranged witch trying to cut out her heart.
10) A deranged witch trying to kill her means a deranged witch trying to kill me.
11) I have to protect her and myself from said witch.
12) She's making the journey back to Wall take far longer than it should.
13) She's plotting to steal my mushroom.

Comments

[incendite.livejournal.com]

Nope.

voice

[shiningdown.livejournal.com]

What about our living together is practical?

voice

[gazingup.livejournal.com]

So I can make sure you stay safe. Who knows what's ever around the corner with all these curses.

[gazingup.livejournal.com]

Well, then you have no room to talk.

voice

[shiningdown.livejournal.com]

I'm safe. I've been fine until now, haven't I? Just worry about yourself. If you're dead there isn't a you who can go back to Victoria, much less get anyone else back to her.

[incendite.livejournal.com]

Hasn't stopped me yet.