❂ tenth | audio post

[gazingup]

Thirteen reasons why Yvaine is a Venomous Spider Woman.

1) She is not Victoria.
2) She shrieks like a banshee.
3) She never stops yelling.

4) She can always find something to complain about.
5) She hates everything on earth, especially me.
6) She can't sleep at a normal hour.
7) She goes off without warning to live with strange men.
8) I have to constantly worry about her.
9) There is a deranged witch trying to cut out her heart.
10) A deranged witch trying to kill her means a deranged witch trying to kill me.
11) I have to protect her and myself from said witch.
12) She's making the journey back to Wall take far longer than it should.
13) She's plotting to steal my mushroom.

Comments

voice; 1/ ?

[shiningdown.livejournal.com]

First off: you're late.

[shiningdown.livejournal.com]

Second, I don't want nor will I ever in the future want to be Victoria~

[shiningdown.livejournal.com]

Hm, no that's obvious.

Or it should be.

voice;

[shiningdown.livejournal.com]

Secondly, I don't hate you..............I don't like you.

But I don't hate you.

voice;

[shiningdown.livejournal.com]

And I sleep at a perfectly normal hour.

voice;

[shiningdown.livejournal.com]

I didn't exactly invite the witch. How was I to know?

voice;

[shiningdown.livejournal.com]

[ LONG PAUSE SILENCE WHATEVER ]

voice;

[shiningdown.livejournal.com]

And I'm not stealing anything.

You're only worried because---

Well no, that's not really true, is it? That would be too simple.

voice 1/??

[gazingup.livejournal.com]

Hate of dislike. The meanings are close enough and imply that you have ill feelings toward me.

2/??

[gazingup.livejournal.com]

Daytime is not the proper time to sleep.

voice 3/??

[gazingup.livejournal.com]

You walked into her in, didn't you? You couldn't tell something was off while you were with her?

voice

[gazingup.livejournal.com]

And you're at least showing interest in my mushroom, Yvaine.

voice ;; final

[gazingup.livejournal.com]

[ here's a pause of his own. ]

I felt inspired after yesterday's posts.

audio;

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Can you explain 9 through 11? And 7 as well.

audio;

[gazingup.livejournal.com]

It is a long story.

audio;

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well, I have time.

[2ndnightshift.livejournal.com]

You'll be probably getting a lot of this but 1, 8, 9-11 and 12 don't sound like they're her fault at all.

Most importantly, she's not a spider.

[gazingup.livejournal.com]

I'm quite aware of that. I mean, it was intended to be a metaphor.

[2ndnightshift.livejournal.com]

Where are you from again?

Because in America there are only three venomous spider breeds to worry about. And even metaphorically speaking, I don't think any of them are quite like Yvaine.

Besides the fact that I think you're pretty bias.

[incendite.livejournal.com]

Couldn't you just get another mushroom?

[gazingup.livejournal.com]

You can't just pick a magical mushroom from the ground!

[downrightlinear.livejournal.com]

Your constant worrying about her makes her a venomous spider woman.

Well, that makes total sense.

[gazingup.livejournal.com]

She requires me to worry about her. If she didn't get into so much trouble, I wouldn't have to be concerned for her safety.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

...Not being Victoria makes someone a venomous spider woman?

[gazingup.livejournal.com]

... Well, not exactly. But I thought that point needed to be included.