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Thirteen reasons why

Yvaine is a Venomous Spider Woman.

1) She is not Victoria.
2) She shrieks like a banshee.
3) She never stops yelling.

4) She can always find something to complain about.
5) She hates everything on earth, especially me.
6) She can't sleep at a normal hour.
7) She goes off without warning to live with strange men.
8) I have to constantly worry about her.
9) There is a deranged witch trying to cut out her heart.
10) A deranged witch trying to kill her means a deranged witch trying to kill me.
11) I have to protect her and myself from said witch.
12) She's making the journey back to Wall take far longer than it should.
13) She's plotting to steal my mushroom.

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First off: you're late.

~~Second, I don't want nor will I ever in the future want to be Victoria~~~

Hm, no that's obvious.

Or it should be.

Secondly, I don't hate you..............I don't like you.

But I don't hate you.

And I sleep at a perfectly normal hour.

I didn't exactly invite the witch. How was I to know?

[ LONG PAUSE SILENCE WHATEVER ]

And I'm not stealing anything.

You're only worried because---

Well no, that's not really true, is it? That would be too simple.

Can you explain 9 through 11? And 7 as well.

Hate of dislike. The meanings are close enough and imply that you have ill feelings toward me.

Daytime is not the proper time to sleep.

You walked into her in, didn't you? You couldn't tell something was off while you were with her?

And you're at least showing interest in my mushroom, Yvaine.

[ here's a pause of his own. ]

I felt inspired after yesterday's posts.

It's never seemed to bother you before. You seem quite contented to spend the rest of our days stuck together in complete antagonism.

Oh of course not. Because you see so many stars out in the daylight hours.

It is a long story.

She was only the second person I had ever met. And she was kind to me. Well, or pretended to be.

I had no way of knowing. I didn't go looking for more trouble though.

That's the last thing I wanted.

It's not the mushroom so much as your insistence on keeping it when you have no particular need of it and there are others here who do.

[ JUST THE LKDJFKLSDJ exhale ]

Oh. Well, I have time.

Inspired? You call this---

[ pause, long pause in fact ]

And you wonder why I chose to go somewhere else.

7) Currently she is living with Dorian Gray. He may also resemble my father, but his personality is... is well- it's peculiar.

And for numbers nine through eleven--

A heart of a star is useful to certain individuals, and that bloody witch is one of them. She is very intent on taking it, even tricking Yvaine with false hospitality while plotting to cut out her heart.

[ Vague is best for anything put on the network. ]

She would have gotten it if her sisters hadn't warned me, not to mention, if I hadn't gotten there in time. And if... if I didn't have the Babylon Candle, then we would be stuck in quite a mess. A mess is one way to call it.

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