❂ tenth | audio post

[gazingup]

Thirteen reasons why Yvaine is a Venomous Spider Woman.

1) She is not Victoria.
2) She shrieks like a banshee.
3) She never stops yelling.

4) She can always find something to complain about.
5) She hates everything on earth, especially me.
6) She can't sleep at a normal hour.
7) She goes off without warning to live with strange men.
8) I have to constantly worry about her.
9) There is a deranged witch trying to cut out her heart.
10) A deranged witch trying to kill her means a deranged witch trying to kill me.
11) I have to protect her and myself from said witch.
12) She's making the journey back to Wall take far longer than it should.
13) She's plotting to steal my mushroom.

Comments

voice;

[shiningdown.livejournal.com]

Well. Hopefully when we go back we can make it back to Wall as quickly as possible.

The sooner we don't have to deal with each other....anymore.

voice; 1/??

[gazingup.livejournal.com]

You're the one who wouldn't budge. Whatever I had to say, you had a retort aimed and ready to fire.

voice; 2/??

[gazingup.livejournal.com]

... Well, you've got to be used to normal hours by now. Right?

voice ; /yes i fell asleep midtag again sob ALSO ENJOY YOUR SHORT INSTANCE OF TRISTAN WISDOM

[gazingup.livejournal.com]

[ a pause of static ]

I guess you couldn't have anticipated it, but now you know to be more wary? A nice person does not necessarily equal a good person.

voice;

[gazingup.livejournal.com]

We- We all eventually die. Us humans, at least. You I may not need it now, but there is always the future.

And with a witch after your heart, it is also valuable to you.

voice ;

[gazingup.livejournal.com]

It's not that I want to live you with, since- since that would imply that I want to be around you. Which I don't. It is only a matter of practicality, Yvaine.

voice

[gazingup.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

I'll get to marry Victoria, you can return to your sky, and we'll both be happy.

voice

[shiningdown.livejournal.com]

What about our living together is practical?

voice

[gazingup.livejournal.com]

So I can make sure you stay safe. Who knows what's ever around the corner with all these curses.

voice

[shiningdown.livejournal.com]

I'm safe. I've been fine until now, haven't I? Just worry about yourself. If you're dead there isn't a you who can go back to Victoria, much less get anyone else back to her.