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Tristan Thorn | king of stormhold ([personal profile] gazingup) wrote2010-01-07 01:14 am
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❂ tenth | audio post

Thirteen reasons why [info]Yvaine is a Venomous Spider Woman.

1) She is not Victoria.
2) She shrieks like a banshee.
3) She never stops yelling.
4) She can always find something to complain about.
5) She hates everything on earth, especially me.
6) She can't sleep at a normal hour.
7) She goes off without warning to live with strange men.
8) I have to constantly worry about her.
9) There is a deranged witch trying to cut out her heart.
10) A deranged witch trying to kill her means a deranged witch trying to kill me.
11) I have to protect her and myself from said witch.
12) She's making the journey back to Wall take far longer than it should.
13) She's plotting to steal my mushroom.
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[identity profile] gazingup.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
... He likes to taunt me insulted my hair.

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[identity profile] gazingup.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
We didn't- We didn't get familiar enough to find out her name, luckily. But I don't think she's in the city. I bet she would have come after Yvaine already if she was.

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[identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
That is good to know.

[identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
Dorian has handsome hair to begin with, he may be a little vain, that's all.

[identity profile] gazingup.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
But he has no right to go about my own hair. It's... it's in fashion back in my time, did you know?

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[identity profile] gazingup.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's true.

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[identity profile] shiningdown.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
I doubt it. She likely would have made her presence already known by now.

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[identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
I am relieved to hear it, but if she does arrive ever, you know my sword is at your side.

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[identity profile] shiningdown.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ pause ]

I don't know that a sword would be much good against her.

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[identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
You might be surprised by what a sword can do to a witch.

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[identity profile] shiningdown.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ she is busy being contrary with one person, and so she pauses before sighing ]

Perhaps.

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[identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
Are you still living with Dorian?

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[identity profile] shiningdown.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.

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But it's more a place to stay, less a place to live. I still prefer an open sky.
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